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Funny facts about Vin Diesel #4

1. Star Wars was based on Vin’s real life experience in another galaxy. Interestingly there were no Ewoks, droids, starships, jedi, or aliens, but there were lightsabers. Good god were there lightsabers…
2. The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was to convince the world the devil didn’t exist.
3. Vin Diesel shot the sheriff, but he did not shoot the deputy; he ate him alive instead.
4. The odds of experiencing an encounter with the elusive Vin Diesel are approximately 52,932,018,490,314 to 1… If you are lucky enough to see him; you will experience 10 seconds of good fortune until you are brutally devoured by Vin’s mind… Yes he can eat you with his mind because he is that awesome.
5. For every five messiahs, a Vin Diesel is born.
6. An assassination attempt was taken upon Vin Diesel’s life; he was poisoned, shot repeatedly, beaten, and then tossed into an icy river. He later rose from the river in the springtime and proceeded to savagely destroy downtown Tokyo. The events were later written recorded in written form and became known as Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
7. Contrary to another fact on this site, Rome was not built in a day; it only took Vin Diesel 5 hours.

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