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Funny facts about Vin Diesel #17

1. Vin Diesel is, in fact, the real son of God. He didn’t need the extra attention, so he found a drugged out hippie named Jesus to take his place. Thousands of years later, Vin found out about Jesus’ crusifixion. He simply laughed.
2. VIN DIESEL ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS. WHY? HE’S TOO XXX-TREME FOR CASE SENSITIVITY.
3. Vin Diesel chiseled Mt. Rushmore out of the mountainside with his teeth, and then used the rubble to construct half of St. Louis.
4. Vin Diesel doesn’t need sparkplugs but can ignite #2 bunker fuel by the sheer force of his compression.
5. Vin Diesel’s character sheet reveals him to have all the abilities of a Hulking Hurler, a Dweomercheater and The Word. He does this at level 1.
6. He once challenged the bones of Bruce Lee to a fistfight, and lost.
7. For a period of time he was known as “The Scourge of Romania”. He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.

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