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Funny facts about Vin Diesel #15

1. For a period of time he was known as “The Scourge of Romania”. He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.
2. Inside of Vin Diesel’s head is a swirling vortex of pure energy that burns with the intensity of 12 suns.
3. Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik’s Cube in one move.
4. Vin Diesel won control of the Universe after defeating God in a ladder match. He gave God control back after a week, but only out of pity… only out of pity.
5. Vin Diesel is, in fact, the real son of God. He didn’t need the extra attention, so he found a drugged out hippie named Jesus to take his place. Thousands of years later, Vin found out about Jesus’ crusifixion. He simply laughed.
6. VIN DIESEL ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS. WHY? HE’S TOO XXX-TREME FOR CASE SENSITIVITY.
7. Vin Diesel chiseled Mt. Rushmore out of the mountainside with his teeth, and then used the rubble to construct half of St. Louis.

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