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Funny facts about Vin Diesel #12

1. William Shatner was originally supposed to shout “VIN DIESELLLL!,” but Vin Diesel showed him how to shorten it into one syllable; hence, “KHAAAAAN!”
2. Vin Diesel is solely responsible for the band Immortal. He is every member at the same time.
3. Vin Diesel is responsible for the musical careers of the Beatles, the Ramones, Run DMC, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and Pink Floyd. Nirvana’s success can be attributed to archrival Bruce Willis, while the Doors are purely machines, bred of Satan and fed with only the purest virgin blood.
4. Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik’s Cube in one move.
5. Vin Diesel won control of the Universe after defeating God in a ladder match. He gave God control back after a week, but only out of pity… only out of pity.
6. Vin Diesel is, in fact, the real son of God. He didn’t need the extra attention, so he found a drugged out hippie named Jesus to take his place. Thousands of years later, Vin found out about Jesus’ crusifixion. He simply laughed.
7. VIN DIESEL ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS. WHY? HE’S TOO XXX-TREME FOR CASE SENSITIVITY.

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