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Funny facts about Vin Diesel #11

1. Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be “teh 1337 HaXxoR”.
2. In the late 19th century, Vin Diesel appeared in dream form to the creator of the Diesel engine, Rudolf Diesel (no relation). Vin explained the theory of the engine to him, so the name Diesel would have a well established association with power and force. You would never believe how close he came to being named “Vin Wankel”.
3. Vin Diesel is the only known entity to whom causality does not apply.
4. Vin can perform autofellation, but only willingly does so after consuming the flesh of virgins who, have themselves, consumed pineabble tidbits.
5. For a low monthly installment of $19.95 YOU CAN BE VIN DIESEL TOO!
6. Vin Diesel once challenged Moses to an arm-wrestling match and won. In fury, Moses killed all the first born sons of Egypt and took his people into the desert for 40 years.
7. The sinking of Atlantis was actually caused by Vin Diesel’s sobbing over his favorite character’s death in Beverly Hill 90210. He would have raised it again, but Melrose Place came on.

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