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1. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier
2. Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
3. In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
4. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
5. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length.
6. Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
7. Most lipstick contains fish scales!
8. The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!
9. Most Americans’ car horns beep in the key of F.
10. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
11. Only in America… It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn’t counted on was the fish’s scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, “Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better.”

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