Funny facts about Vin Diesel #13
April 4, 2008 on 8:33 pm | In Other Facts | No Comments- Vin Diesel chiseled Mt. Rushmore out of the mountainside with his teeth, and then used the rubble to construct half of St. Louis.
- Vin Diesel doesn’t need sparkplugs but can ignite #2 bunker fuel by the sheer force of his compression.
- Vin Diesel’s character sheet reveals him to have all the abilities of a Hulking Hurler, a Dweomercheater and The Word. He does this at level 1.
- He once challenged the bones of Bruce Lee to a fistfight, and lost.
- For a period of time he was known as “The Scourge of Romania”. He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.
- Inside of Vin Diesel’s head is a swirling vortex of pure energy that burns with the intensity of 12 suns.
- Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik’s Cube in one move.
Funny facts about Vin Diesel #12
April 3, 2008 on 7:31 pm | In Other Facts | No Comments- William Shatner was originally supposed to shout “VIN DIESELLLL!,” but Vin Diesel showed him how to shorten it into one syllable; hence, “KHAAAAAN!”
- Vin Diesel is solely responsible for the band Immortal. He is every member at the same time.
- Vin Diesel is responsible for the musical careers of the Beatles, the Ramones, Run DMC, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and Pink Floyd. Nirvana’s success can be attributed to archrival Bruce Willis, while the Doors are purely machines, bred of Satan and fed with only the purest virgin blood.
- Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik’s Cube in one move.
- Vin Diesel won control of the Universe after defeating God in a ladder match. He gave God control back after a week, but only out of pity… only out of pity.
- Vin Diesel is, in fact, the real son of God. He didn’t need the extra attention, so he found a drugged out hippie named Jesus to take his place. Thousands of years later, Vin found out about Jesus’ crusifixion. He simply laughed.
- VIN DIESEL ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS. WHY? HE’S TOO XXX-TREME FOR CASE SENSITIVITY.
Funny facts about Vin Diesel #11
April 1, 2008 on 9:32 pm | In Other Facts | No Comments- Vin Diesel has been heard claiming to be “teh 1337 HaXxoR”.
- In the late 19th century, Vin Diesel appeared in dream form to the creator of the Diesel engine, Rudolf Diesel (no relation). Vin explained the theory of the engine to him, so the name Diesel would have a well established association with power and force. You would never believe how close he came to being named “Vin Wankel”.
- Vin Diesel is the only known entity to whom causality does not apply.
- Vin can perform autofellation, but only willingly does so after consuming the flesh of virgins who, have themselves, consumed pineabble tidbits.
- For a low monthly installment of $19.95 YOU CAN BE VIN DIESEL TOO!
- Vin Diesel once challenged Moses to an arm-wrestling match and won. In fury, Moses killed all the first born sons of Egypt and took his people into the desert for 40 years.
- The sinking of Atlantis was actually caused by Vin Diesel’s sobbing over his favorite character’s death in Beverly Hill 90210. He would have raised it again, but Melrose Place came on.
Funny facts about Vin Diesel #10
March 31, 2008 on 8:34 pm | In Other Facts | No Comments- Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
- Vin Diesel has submitted most of the facts you’ve read.
- Vin Diesel got a perfect score on the SAT, but he can’t see the evil fat floating fairies that devour his soul nightly.
- Vin Diesel was the 13th Apostle. Rufus was actually the 14th.
- Vin Diesel does not take planes when he goes on vacation. He simply jumps up and skydives to his destination.
- The word “wank” is onomatopoetic, based on the sound of Vin Diesel masturbating.
- Vin Diesel found himself when he ran the Seti@home program, but covered it up to prevent mass chaos.
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