Funny facts about Vin Diesel #10
March 31, 2008 on 8:34 pm | In Other Facts | No Comments- Vin Diesel hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
- Vin Diesel has submitted most of the facts you’ve read.
- Vin Diesel got a perfect score on the SAT, but he can’t see the evil fat floating fairies that devour his soul nightly.
- Vin Diesel was the 13th Apostle. Rufus was actually the 14th.
- Vin Diesel does not take planes when he goes on vacation. He simply jumps up and skydives to his destination.
- The word “wank” is onomatopoetic, based on the sound of Vin Diesel masturbating.
- Vin Diesel found himself when he ran the Seti@home program, but covered it up to prevent mass chaos.
Funny facts about Vin Diesel #9
March 30, 2008 on 11:20 pm | In Other Facts | No Comments- When Vin Diesel traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again.
- Vin Diesel created rainbows to distract people before he punches them in the teeth. According to him, it worked on Mother Theresa.
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around…Vin still hears it.
- Vin created 24 hour days because he didn’t feel like working more thatn 8 hours at a time.
- Vin created belt buckles to prevent his waist from shooting lasers.
- Noble gases become highly reactive in the presence of Vin Diesel.
- Vin Diesel was once the drummer for the band “Malicious Jackson and the Spandex Warriors”.
Funny facts about Vin Diesel #8
March 30, 2008 on 4:03 am | In Other Facts | No Comments- Vin Diesel’s favorite comic strip is “Cathy. He also thinks “Garfield” is a “fat cat who needs his blubber busted.”
- Vin Diesel owns 34% of Vatican City.
- It has been scientifically proven that, while living as a Druid, Vin Diesel fashioned both Stone Henge and the statues of Easter Island with nothing more than his bare hands and some gumption.
- Vin Diesel is the inspiration for Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.
- Vin Diesel built Rome in a day.
- Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form.
- Consuming 8 ounces of Vin Diesel per day lowers your cholesterol, and has enough antioxidants to help prevent cancer.
Funny facts about Vin Diesel #7
March 25, 2008 on 1:19 am | In Other Facts | No Comments- Vin Diesel always wins at Tic Tac Toe, even if he doesn’t have the centre square.
- Light cannot escape black holes; but Vin Diesel can.
- The universe was created when Vin Diesel punched god in the face. This event was later named the big bang theory.
- Vin Diesel wrote the Bible, then gave it to God as a birthday present.
- Vin Diesel is such a badass that he thinks Mountain Dew is for little girly men, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- Vin Diesel is not a scientologist, although he did purchase L. Ron Hubbard’s “Dianetics” because it “had a rocking cover.”
- Vin Diesel was the archer who shot Achilles’ heel.
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