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1. People with darker skin will not wrinkle as fast as people with lighter skin.
2. People with allergies can lower allergy reactions by laughing.
3. People whose mouth has a narrow roof are more likely to snore. This is because they have less oxygen going through their nose.
4. People who studies laughter are called a “gelotologists.”
5. People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
6. People who meet their calcium need reduce their risk of developing kidney stones.
7. People who have eaten beetles say that it tastes like apples.
8. People that use mobile phones are 2.5 time more likely to develop cancer in areas of the brain that are adjacent to the ear they use to talk on the mobile phone.
9. People that suffer from gum disease are twice as likely to have a stroke or heart attack.
10. People that smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as a person that does not smoke.
11. People still cut the cheese shortly after death.
12. People over the age of fifty will start to lose their dislike for foods that taste bitter.
13. People of Salt Lake City eat the most lime-flavoured gelatin Jell-O in the United States.
14. People of Ancient China believed that swinging your arms could cure a headache.
15. People living on the east coast prefer creamy peanut butter, while people living on the west coast prefer chunky peanut butter.
16. People in low-income homes spend 50% more time playing video games than people in high-income homes.
17. People in France own more pets in the world per person than any other country.
18. People have the tendency to chew the food on the side that they most often use their hand.
19. People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
20. People from the United States eat the most chicken per person than anywhere else in the world.
21. People from North America prefer pickles with warts, where as Europeans prefer pickles with no warts.
22. People drank gold powder mixed in with water in me

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1. Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris does.
2. Chuck Norris makes egg salad with ninchucks.
3. For one day, muscle and beard were living entities, and they conceived Chuck Norris
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.
5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.
7. Chuck Norris knows the sound of one hand clapping.
8. Only Chuck Norris knows if a tree that has fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it makes a noise… and he won’t tell.
9. Chuck Norris is so hardcore, all of his hair is actually made of fire.
10. Chuck Norris singlehandledy discovered the fifth element while jacking off to Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”
11. Chuck Norris has a lever next to his desk which, when pulled, plays a random Conan O’Brian clip.
12. Chuck Norris was born with his beard.
13. Chuck Norris killed the Pope with a roundhouse kick to the chest after an argument over who had a better beard, Jesus or Norris.
14. Chuck Norris was the 5th face on Mount Rushmore, but when the artist got his nose wrong, Norris karate chopped it off the mountain
15. Chuck Norris is strong enough to punch through steel, yet delicate enough to cradle a newborn to sleep
16. Chuck Norris can crush coal into diamonds
17. Chuck Norris got drunk and fucked the Statue of Liberty, then bragged about it to the Lincoln Memorial.
18. Chuck Norris played the shark in Jaws
19. Chuck Norris eats all the cereal featured in those Total commercials. The ones with like 50 bowls stacked full of Raisin Bran. He then spends 3 months in the bathroom, and doesn’t need to eat again until the following spring
20. Chuck Norris choked the writer of ‘Sidekicks’ to death.
21. Chuck Norris smells like fresh cut grass
22. Chuck Norris can fit 5 billiard balls in his mouth
23. Chuck Norris’s sperm are as big as eels
24. Chuck Norris has a penis like a Pringles can. When flaccid.
25. Chuck Norris wrote every song that 50 Cent ever sang.
26. Chuck Norris is one of the Twelve superhumans that can eat their own heads and live to tell the tale (using sign language).
27. Chuck Norris filmed all 202 episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger in a day. However, this is not actually an achievement of Norris’, all the episodes were actually assembled using the same 15 minutes of Chuck Norris footage.
28. While lost in the forest, Chuck Norris had unprotected sex with a grizzly bear, accidently creating the killing machine known as Teddy Ruxpin.
29. After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of “Sports” by Huey Lewis and the News. Although Chuck failed at building a the Missle Defense System, he did use this as the prototpy for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.
30. Night of the Living Dead was based on the aftermaths of Chuck Norris’ “forgotten” film, where every extra and bit part actor was accidentaly killed.
31. Chuck Norris invented the buffalo, but only to roundhouse kick it in the face.
32. Chuck Norris was born of the Greek gods Ares and Hermes in a grand session of buttsecks that may never be equaled.
33. Chuck Norris once kicked so much ass at a breakdancing contest that he created a time-space anomaly that destroyed a large amount of Ninja, Vikings, Pirates, and Lumberjacks.
34. Chuck Norris once consumed an entire East-Russian villiage in a fit of collosal hunger which may never be equalled…
35. Every time Chuck Norris sneezes, a third-world contry is annihilated from the face of the Earth.
36. One time a little girl asked Chuck Norris for some spare change. He kidnapped her, ate her intestines, and published a novel about these events by the title “Where’s Waldo”.
37. On special occasions Chuck Norris eats the heart of a horse to gain superhuman fly swatting abilities.
38. The idea for the show “24″ is actually stolen from a drawing Chuck Norris made when he was drunk.
39. The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors was a mexican astronaut that went by the alias “Edguardo the Magnificent”.
40. Chuck Norris invented puppies.
41. Chuck Norris’ incredible dance moves were the inspiration for the popular scene from Napoleon Dynamite. A copyright infringement suit was reccommended, but Chuck decided to just kill Jon Heder.
42. Chuck Norris once talked in his sleep. The words he said were recorded in a classified government document and sent straight to the president. The No Child Left Behind Act stems from this document.
43. Chuck Norris once ate a Mongolian child’s brain with his nipples.
44. Rumour has it that the semen from Chuck Norris’ six-foot wang can cure leukemia, especially in small children.
45. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to eat, but he does it anyways to be cool.
46. If you rearrange the letters in “Jesus Christ” you get “Chuck Norris”, but you have to try really hard.
47. Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
48. Chuck Norris only drinks the blood of his enemies, but cleverly disguises it as water and other beverages.
49. One time a 3rd grader tried to impress Chuck Norris by burping the alphabet. In turn Chuck belched the entire script for the show Cowboy Bebop.
50. Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and he shits out masterpieces.
51. Chuck Norris’ incredible dance moves were the inspiration for the popular scene from Napoleon Dynamite. A copyright infringement suit was reccommended, but Chuck decided to just kill Jon Heder.
52. Chuck Norris once talked in his sleep. The words he said were recorded in a classified government document and sent straight to the president. The No Child Left Behind Act stems from this document.
53. Chuck Norris once ate a Mongolian child’s brain with his nipples.
54. Rumour has it that the semen from Chuck Norris’ six-foot wang can cure leukemia, especially in small children.
55. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to eat, but he does it anyways to be cool.
56. If you rearrange the letters in “Jesus Christ” you get “Chuck Norris”, but you have to try really hard.
57. Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
58. Chuck Norris only drinks the blood of his enemies, but cleverly disguises it as water and other beverages.
59. One time a 3rd grader tried to impress Chuck Norris by burping the alphabet. In turn Chuck belched the entire script for the show Cowboy Bebop.
60. Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and he shits out masterpieces.
61. Chuck Norris once visited the great northwestern redwood forests and had his penis mistaken by a tour guide for a giant sequoia.
62. The Book of Revelations was actually written by Chuck Norris in a moment of prophecy.
63. Chuck Norris has beaten more people in hand to hand combat then you have seen in your entire life.
64. Chuck Norris is accurate to within 1 second in a million years.
65. Chuck Norris was once fed music staff paper on accident. When he defecated later that night, the remains of the paper was a beautiful piece. He gave it to his friend Beethoven, who called it his fifth symphony. Chuck was angry that Beethoven had not given him any of the money he made, so he shot Beethoven in the ear, resulting in deafness.
66. Chuck Norris invented the internet. When a group of computer geeks said it was their invention, Chuck went to destroy their hometown. What he found was weapons of mass destruction, which he used to destroy the land of the geeks. He named it “Iraq”, because he forgot how to spell “I rock”.
67. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
68. Chuck Norris once destroyed the entire world, but rebuilt it fasterthen the human mind can comprehend, so no one noticed.
69. Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.
70. Chuck Norris once started a brutal civil war in a third world country because he felt, “There were too many people on the planet.” He also stopped it exactly a week after, by killing everyone by himself.
71. Chuck Norris represents the east side, but had the west coast rappers under his control the entire time.
72. Chuck Norris was going to serve as a sideman for Sting’s solo career, but decided that, “It was never meant to be.” He then proceeded to stab Elliot Smith.
73. Chuck Norris’ penis is considered a weapon of mass destrution.
74. Unlike most of the civilized world, Chuck Norris will actually recieve 73 green-eyed virgins when he dies.
75. Chuck Norris is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
76. Chuck Norris invented Jolt Cola after an extremely pleasuring experience with a one-eyed hooker with the same name in an attempt to recreate his orgasm in liquid form.
77. Chuck Norris is known worldwide for his lawn gnome collection. Coincidentally, young children often go missing around his house.
78. Chuck Norris rolls natural 20s every time, regardless of the type of dice he rolls
79. Chuck Norris has sperm so potent it is being stored in a nuclear bunker to repopulate the Earth after an Extinction Level Event.
80. The letters in Chuck Norris’ name can be rearranged to spell doom in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.
81. Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever. Even when he got a papercut.
82. Chuck Norris recently bought Pandora’s box on eBay.
83. Chuck Norris is, therefore I am.
84. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.
85. Chuck Norris expected the Spanish Inquisition.
86. If Chuck Norris were stretched out to one molecule thickness, he would encircle the universe thirteen times.
87. Chuck Norris once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
88. Unlike most other humans, Chuck Norris can acutally travel through the Internet, exit at your PC, and kick your ass if he wants to.
89. Chuck Norris uses AOL Trial Offer CDs as a sundae topping.
90. Chuck Norris does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the acutal spelling of it.
91. When on vacation in December of ‘04 Chuck Norris was stung by a jelly fish. Delirious with rage at the unadulterated insolence, he roundhouse kicked the ocean into submission. The result nearly wiped out a generation of Thais.
92. Chuck Norris chiseled the image of Mount Rushmore into his abs with a butter knife.
93. When Chuck Norris bleeds, oak trees sprout up from where the blood fell.
94. Chuck Norris puts the ‘I’ in ‘Team’
95. Chuck Norris promised a Gypsy that he would eat San Francisco when Duke Nukem Forever is released. That’s why it has been pushed back so many times.
96. Chuck Norris was the inspiration for Donkey Kong, HD-TV, and waterslides. Yes, waterslides.
97. Once, while traveling in space, a stray asteroid collided with Chuck Norris’ testicles, slicing the left one off. Just to prove that he’s badass, he ejaculated with only one testicle to stop the testicle that he didn’t have. This event is recreated in the end of Final Fantasy VII.
98. Chuck Norris knows how to pronounce Cthulhu. However, if he says Cthulhu in the correct pronounciation, several Turkmenistanian virgins will be sacrificed to Loki.
99. Chuck Norris can penetrate a female from up to a mile away, not psychokinetically, he just has a very large cock.
100. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger by pointing at it and yelling, “Bang!”

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